A: “What’s your email?”
B: “It’s just my name @ Gmail.”
A: “You young kids and your crazy email names. Back in MY day if you didn’t have four numbers and a video game reference in your email you just weren’t 1337.” 

“I can’t wait for the next generation to come so I can scratch my beard and mumble about how bad we had it back in my day. By then I’ll be saying we were fighting off twelve foot snow dragons uphill both ways.”